Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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