I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
I think i got beer on your cat.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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