At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
This girl is more easily done than said...
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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