he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
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And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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