Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
the raccoons are back...
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