I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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