found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I am naked and annoyed.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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