He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
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i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
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