She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
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