I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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