Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
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