oh fat girl friday strikes again...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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