She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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