well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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