WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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