She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
