The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
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I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
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I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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