Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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