i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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