Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
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At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
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Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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