i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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