Banned from zoo.
Again?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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