I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
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