butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
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Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
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