i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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