I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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