you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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