drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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