You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
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We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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