i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
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