I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
i barfeds in our rink
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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