Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
Randomize
