I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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