I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
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