**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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