You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
