he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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