Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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