North Korea, Best Korea!
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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