My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
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i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
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I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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