the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
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it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
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I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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