maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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