Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
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he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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