my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
She announced her abortion via fbk
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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