all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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