hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
