I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
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Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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