lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Randomize
