Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
