im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
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America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
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I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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