You smell like stripper and shame
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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