im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
