So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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