You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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