What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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